This or That: Home Edition

1. Modern Kitchen ? or Farmhouse Kitchen ???

Modern Kitchen
Pros:

• Sleek, clean lines—your kitchen will look straight out of a magazine.
• Stainless steel EVERYTHING. So shiny!
  Cons:
• Fingerprints everywhere.
• Guests might think they need to wear white gloves to enter.

Farmhouse Kitchen
Pros:

• Cozy vibes and shiplap galore. Joanna Gaines would approve.
• Everything looks good with a mason jar centerpiece.
  Cons:
• Endless "farm-to-table" jokes from your friends.
• You might end up buying chickens just to complete the aesthetic.

2. Big Backyard ?? or Rooftop Patio ???

Big Backyard
Pros:

• Room for BBQs, kids, pets, and that Pinterest-worthy garden.
• Ultimate space for epic water balloon fights.
  Cons:
• Mowing the lawn = your new cardio.
• Every family gathering will automatically be at your house.

Rooftop Patio
Pros:

• Gorgeous city views that scream, “I’m living my best life!”
• No grass to mow or weeds to pull.
  Cons:
• Carrying snacks up flights of stairs? Gym day, every day.
• Wind will absolutely ruin your perfectly styled hair.

. Open Floor Plan ??? or Cozy Rooms ???

Open Floor Plan
Pros:

• Perfect for hosting—you can chat with guests while "cooking."
• Feels airy and modern, like a Pinterest board come to life.
  Cons:
• No secrets: Cooking smells, laundry piles, and messes are all out there.
• Yelling “dinner’s ready” means yelling it to the entire house.

Cozy Rooms
Pros:

• Hello, privacy! You can binge your show in peace.
• Easier to heat—less freezing in the winter!
  Cons:
• Running into walls when carrying laundry or rushing to the bathroom.
• Guests will get lost finding the bathroom.

4. Hardwood Floors ?? or Plush Carpet ????

Hardwood Floors
Pros:

• Classic and elegant—makes every room look high-end.
• Easy to clean spills (and pet accidents).
  Cons:
• Drop anything, and it’s loud.
• Slippery when wearing socks—you’ll channel your inner ice skater daily.

Plush Carpet
Pros:

• Super comfy for impromptu naps on the floor.
• No more echoing footsteps—your house feels soft.
  Cons:
• Spilled wine? Oh no.
• Vacuuming becomes your full-time hobby.

5. Walk-In Closet ?? or Spa-Like Bathroom ???

Walk-In Closet
Pros:

• You’ll feel like a celebrity every time you pick out an outfit.
• Finally enough room for all your shoes (probably).
  Cons:
• You’ll end up wearing the same three outfits anyway.
• More space = more shopping temptations.

Spa-Like Bathroom
Pros:

• Bubble baths for days. Cue the candles and chill playlists.
• Perfect for hiding from kids, pets, or responsibilities.
  Cons:
• You’ll never want to leave, so expect to be late a lot.
• Cleaning a giant tub is not spa-like.

6. City Living ??? or Country Charm ???

City Living
Pros:

• Endless coffee shops, restaurants, and entertainment.
• Walking everywhere = exercise without realizing it.
  Cons:
• Neighbors right there. Hope you like small talk!
• Noisy: Sirens, traffic, and that one car blasting music at 3 a.m.

Country Charm
Pros:

• Peace, quiet, and the occasional moo from a cow.
• Gorgeous sunrises, sunsets, and starry nights.
  Cons:
• “Running to the store” might mean a 40-minute drive.
• Bugs. So many bugs.

7. Fireplace ?? or Heated Floors ???

Fireplace
Pros:

• Cozy vibes—perfect for s’mores, even indoors.
• Great Instagram backdrop.
  Cons:
• Cleaning ashes? Not as romantic.
• The kids will throw something into the flames.

Heated Floors
Pros:

• Warm feet in winter = pure happiness.
• No bulky socks needed indoors.
  Cons:
• Expensive to install—your wallet might cry.
• You’ll be spoiled and refuse to step on cold floors again.

8. Bold Accent Wall ?? or Neutral Tones ???

Bold Accent Wall
Pros:

• Makes a statement! Your friends will be wowed.
• Easier than committing to an entire room of color.
  Cons:
• Tiring of the color in two months.
• Picking the perfect shade might take weeks.

Neutral Tones
Pros:

• Timeless, versatile, and easy to decorate around.
• Makes your space look bigger and brighter.
  Cons:
• Guests might ask, “When are you painting?”
• Can feel a little too safe or boring.

9. Home Gym ?????? or Home Office ???

Home Gym
Pros:

• No excuses—you’ll always have time to work out.
• Saves on gym memberships and awkward encounters with gym bros.
  Cons:
• Collecting dust after week two.
• Your treadmill = a very expensive coat rack.

Home Office
Pros:

• Productivity central—your boss will be impressed.
• A great excuse to buy cute desk accessories.
  Cons:
• You will procrastinate by organizing said desk accessories.
• Turning off “work brain” at the end of the day is tough.

10. Pool Party Vibes ?? or Garden Oasis ???

Pool Party Vibes
Pros:

• Summers will be epic—your friends will never leave.
• Perfect for cooling off on hot days.
  Cons:
• Pool maintenance = a part-time job.
• Kids will cannonball 24/7.

Garden Oasis
Pros:

• Calming, beautiful, and great for sipping tea.
• You’ll feel like you’re in a Jane Austen novel.
  Cons:
• Weeds and bugs are your new nemesis.
• Takes patience, and you might not have a green thumb.